#GIMME SOME SUGAR!!!!

[sugary-spider]

Grrrr spike is my friends oc/sona xeir so MEAN AND HOMOPHOBIC /SILLY

And bluey is reeses obviously aakkaka @astronomergrump @greeb-theartist

Grrr...Warning hot kissing look with risk 😏💔💔

BASED OFF AN CONVO FROM MY DISCORD SERVER!!! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY JOIN IF YOU WANNA BE SILLY!!! /SILLY

[kopykunoichi]

Here's a Rexsoka Valentine's gift for you, lovelies. I managed to finish it, after all.

[terubakudan]

Kagura is a ✨Queen.✨

[bowserphobia]

If they ever let me make a Mario movie I’d make it exactly like Army of Darkness (my favorite isekai)

[mysterious-secret-garden]

Timothy Pittides - Gimme Some Sugar.

[artapir]

The bumblebee loris, a diminutive rainforest pollinator. Midjourney 5.2

[overangeled]

Hey angie why are u gay?

"Oh ya wanna know why, Hm?~

...

I like ta suck big fat fuckin' dicks that hit th' back o' my throat, that's why. Yer welcome fer this answer."

[ozymoron]

fucking crazy ash chose going back to work retail over becoming a 1300 BC king like ?????? are you insane

[nu-metal-confessions]

I just want give corey kisses ALL over his pretty ass body

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[bottledplants]

NOOOO I LIKE THE TWO BANDS YOU MENTIONED IN THE TAGS OF THE POLL FKSHWJSVDB 🥲🥲🥲

BAHAHAHS IM SORRY I LIKE SOME OF THEIR MUSIC BUT IT JUSTZYDDK I CANT LISTEN TO IT TOO SERIOUSLY !! keep rockin tho my opinion means nothing in the face of ur enjoyment

[mistdrinkersblade]

☕ How do you take your coffee or tea? If you drink neither, what is your morning beverage?

Funny enough, I don’t actually drink coffee like, at all. No matter what I do or how much I put in, it’s always terribly bitter.

Teas however, I’ll drink. Just not usually at morning. Usually at lunch / dinner, and it’ll usually be that hideously sweet sweet tea. Like, U.S.A. Southerner sweet. Cause what I am lmao. But I do love me a good English breakfast tea any time of the day

I usually just drink something with probably an unhealthy amount of caffeine in it. Not like energy drinks, that would slaughter me.

[xxinksxx]

I just showed this post to my friend and he replied "They're attracted to the smell of sugar." completely missing the humor in the post. So I responded "Stop kissing then. God damned allos."

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

[grandscrumwizard]

Watched Army Of Darkness today for the first time.

The movie has been on my radar literally since I was a teenager, I knew all the quips and quotes, it was always on the "horror movies to watch" lists and everyone's favorite movie lists.

It was... alright? I had no idea what the movie was about so when it started (and I had to vocalize "wait this is an Evil Dead sequel?" (A movie I have not watched in many years and watched the remake more recently) I was charmed by the practical effects but kind of cringed at the over the top slapstick.

Like... it was fine, but I think I would have enjoyed the humor more when I was a teenager

[neurvelist]

Need a 4 Ash Williams fortnite lobby

[overangeled]

What was the worst film you acted in, and what was the best film?

"Pfff... jee, I haven't had a ask like this fer a long time but okay Anony I see ya. Honestly, I have no idea there's so many fer real... ya can imagine how fuckin' sore I am after a day o' work. An'way -

if I need ta answer this then; fer th' worst... there was one that was a robbery, th' script fer it was Fuckin' horrid. Th' best was that one that won me a Sex-x-xi award against 'Tiffany Titfucker', so yeah."

[rqnarok]

old man!logan fucking you with his glasses still on.

cw/tags: smut, mdni! old man!logan. pet names (sweetheart, sugar, etc). slight dumbification. logan calls himself ‘old man’. unprotected p in v. what else? not proofread…

Logan says it’s not his fault.

It’s not him who walks in wearing a new skimpy short sundress while he’s reading today’s newspaper. He isn’t the one who did the teasing by bending over the counter to show him the plump of your ass while you are trying to reach for some ‘ingredients.’

It’s you who pretends to be innocent by humming tunes of your favorite song as you stroll around him with no fucking bra or panties. Casually asking him, “What d’ya want for dinner, Lo?” as if he couldn’t see your peaking nipples through the thin material of the cloth. 

Hell, he did not even understand why you were wearing a sundress at this late hour. No particular reason other than to taunt him—you know that he knows this. 

Only takes him a few minutes before he’s latching to you, still wearing his glasses while bending your upper body onto the kitchen counter, “Little fuckin’ tease. All this shit just f’me, huh?” 

You huff, rolling your eyes to the back of your skull in pleasure when you let yourself be manhandled to the position he wants—spread open; his cock filling your insides so heavenly. 

He hums a throaty sound in your ear, eyes locking to your face to catch your desperate and fucked out expression, “C’mon, princess. Y’were just so confident a minute ago when ya’ teased me.” 

The reminder makes you let out a hiccup, and suddenly feel shy at the intensity of his gaze. Your floral-themed sundress is still on, only hiked up—he wouldn’t let you take it off. After all, its existence is the reason why his large chest is pressed on your back.

“Such a shy doll, arentcha’?” He straightened himself after you tilted your head to the other side—curses when he felt you squeezing your walls tighter around his girth.

Every drag of his cock back into your pussy pushes more and more high-pitched whines from you. Logan rumbles in a pleased groan as he lurks forward again—leaving open-mouthed kisses on your jaw—scratching his scruffy beard on your skin, “Such a good girl. Nothin’ else could make me cum, baby. Nothin’ else but this fuck- tight pussy. What did I do to get so lucky, huh?”

“Ah- Logan!” Your nails scratch the cold marble tile as you feel the world around you change into a warm, fuzzy state. All you could feel was him surrounding you, fastening his already cruel pace.

Your mewls mingle with the thwap-thwap-thwap sounds of skin slappings, its noise radiates obscenity along with the scene it shows.

“Makes me feel guilty as an old man,” Logan shivers, hissing at the warm heat he’s got himself all in, “Fuckin’ a sweet, beautiful thing like ya’.”

Logan slides one of his large palms on the globes of your ass before grabbing them and delivering a soft spank to your skin. Like a wake-up call, you twist your head back slightly to look at the sight of him.

His blue shirt is unbuttoned to down, his eyes closing and brows furrowed as he chases yours and his own ecstasy. You wonder how his glasses still rest on the tip of his nose after everything. 

Maybe because you’re the one moving, not him. His hands grip your waist as he moves you back and forth on his cock. Shifting you around like a flashlight, never pulling out his flaccid member as his cockhead breaches deep into your velvet walls you never knew was even possible, “Jus’ wan’ me to use you around, ‘s that it?” 

You ramble a string of yesyesyes’s as a reply to Logan’s taunts, your head empty and unable to form any thought except of him. “Y-yeah, sugar. I know. I know.” 

As you feel your orgasm getting closer and closer, your hands skulk backward to reach him, to feel him and bring him closer, “Ah- Gimme kiss, pleas—” You squeak after the lingering ah-ah-ahs. 

Good Lord. Logan lets out a dry chuckle to mock at your utter eagerness for him–but in the end, he gives in too. He always gives in. 

His mouth is on yours in a wet kiss, all filthy as he eats up all your whimpers and moans, “Dirty girl. Makin’ me feel s’good.”  

Your legs barely touch the floor as he continues to elevate you up and down in hard thrusts, hitting your sensitive spots, “Shit. Want me to come in you, petal?” His voice a cadence deeper, “Let ya’ feel me for days?” 

You can only reply in erratic nods before shutting your eyes to embrace your own pleasure building, peaking, and—

“F-fuck, sweetheart.” Thick ropes of Logan’s cum are pumped into you as you squirt around him shamelessly—his cock thrusting and thrusting, letting you feel his warmth. 

He begins to slow down his movements as you milk him dry. You whine at the feel of yours and his cum all mixed up, gushing out of your dripping hole. A filthy image. 

“L-Logan...” You can only call out his name after your feet touch the floor, out of breath and still needy. 

As if he understands, Logan rests his head on your neck and leans half of his body weight onto yours out of tiredness, “Mhm. Yeah, gonna fuck you again, sweet girl.” 

His lips locked into yours in urgency, then breaking it just to smile at you while readjusting his glasses, “Let your old man catch his breath first, alright?”

You bob up in down in excitement. 

Logan chuckles and shakes his head in disbelief. He knows what he’s getting himself into ever since he knew you—that he has to keep up with your endless immature teasing and your remarkably high stamina.

Even with his muscles weakening and body aching the next day, he thinks it’s all worth it.